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The Chinese Zodiac calendar featuring the 12 zodiac animals, their personality traits, and corresponding years from 2025 to 2036. Includes traditional Chinese New Year symbols like lanterns, red envelopes, and firecrackers.

The Chinese Zodiac: Animals, Years, and Meanings

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The Chinese Zodiac is a yearly cycle of 12 animals who finished first in the Jade Emperor's Great Race. Chinese New Year 2025 marks the start of the Year of the Snake, followed by the Year of the Horse in 2026, and so on through the 12 Chinese zodiac animals. The Chinese lunar calendar is based on the cycles of the moon—lunisolar—meaning the New Year shifts slightly each year. Also known as the Spring Festival, the New Year marks the shift between Winter and Spring. It begins on the new moon that appears between 21 January and 20 February, typically falling between late January and mid-February. Celebrations continue until the Lantern Festival, 15 days later. Chinese Zodiac Animals and Personality Traits Each Chinese zodiac sign is thought to shape the personality of those born in that year. If you were born in the Year of the Rat, you might be quick-witted and charming, while those born in the Year of the Dragon are often confident and enthusiastic. I always forget the full list of Chinese New Year animals—it's one of those things that's beyond 7 ± 2 and just won't stick in my head. So here it is, for future reference: Rat — Charming, Quick-witted Ox — Patient, Determined Tiger — Brave, Competitive Rabbit — Gentle, Compassionate Dragon — Confident, Enthusiastic Snake — Wise, Intuitive Horse — Energetic, Independent Goat (Sheep) — Calm, Creative Monkey — Witty, Curious Rooster — Hardworking, Observant Dog — Loyal, Honest Pig — Generous, Diligent The Legend of the Great Race: Why These 12 Animals? The Chinese zodiac animals are from an old legend: the Great Race. The Jade Emperor, Chinese mythology's ruler of all gods, hosted a great race across a river. The first 12 animals to finish would earn a place in the Chinese zodiac calendar. Cat and Rat, who were friends, hitched a ride on the back of Ox, who slowly swam through the river's deep water. As they crossed, Rat moved, knocking Cat into the river, but it was too dangerous to go back. As Ox neared the other bank, Rat jumped off, swimming the final metres and winning first place. Meanwhile, Dragon, despite being powerful, stopped to help others and finished fifth. Cat was left behind and finished last with a new dislike for rats. Variations in Other Countries Not all countries use the exact same Chinese zodiac signs. Vietnam, for example, swaps out two animals: The Rabbit is replaced by the Cat The Ox is replaced by the Water Buffalo Chinese New Year Symbols and Traditions Chinese New Year is full of traditions designed to bring good fortune: Red envelopes (hóngbāo) – Given to children and unmarried adults, filled with money as a symbol of luck and prosperity. Lanterns – Hung up or released into the sky, symbolizing brightness and good fortune. Firecrackers – Set off to scare away evil spirits and welcome the Lunar New Year with a bang. Red and gold – The most common colours in Chinese New Year decorations, representing happiness, wealth, and good luck. Other beliefs and traditions include: washing your hair can wash out your luck for the year giving oranges and tangerines to hosts as symbols of abundant happiness sweeping and cleaning the house to sweep away ill fortune decorating windows and doors with red paint, paper cutouts and banners giving respect and honour to gods and ancestors. Chinese Zodiac List from 2025 to 1945 Not sure of your animal or your child's? You can find yours in this list (unless you're over 80). If your birthday is before the Chinese New Year in January, then your animal will belong to the year before (rather like for birthday creep). 2025 – Snake 2024 – Dragon 2023 – Rabbit 2022 – Tiger 2021 – Ox 2020 – Rat 2019 – Pig 2018 – Dog 2017 – Rooster 2016 – Monkey 2015 – Goat 2014 – Horse 2013 – Snake 2012 – Dragon 2011 – Rabbit 2010 – Tiger 2009 – Ox 2008 – Rat 2007 – Pig 2006 – Dog 2005 – Rooster 2004 – Monkey 2003 – Goat 2002 – Horse 2001 – Snake 2000 – Dragon 1999 – Rabbit 1998 – Tiger 1997 – Ox 1996 – Rat 1995 – Pig 1994 – Dog 1993 – Rooster 1992 – Monkey 1991 – Goat 1990 – Horse 1989 – Snake 1988 – Dragon 1987 – Rabbit 1986 – Tiger 1985 – Ox 1984 – Rat 1983 – Pig 1982 – Dog 1981 – Rooster 1980 – Monkey 1979 – Goat 1978 – Horse 1977 – Snake 1976 – Dragon 1975 – Rabbit 1974 – Tiger 1973 – Ox 1972 – Rat 1971 – Pig 1970 – Dog 1969 – Rooster 1968 – Monkey 1967 – Goat 1966 – Horse 1965 – Snake 1964 – Dragon 1963 – Rabbit 1962 – Tiger 1961 – Ox 1960 – Rat 1959 – Pig 1958 – Dog 1957 – Rooster 1956 – Monkey 1955 – Goat 1954 – Horse 1953 – Snake 1952 – Dragon 1951 – Rabbit 1950 – Tiger 1949 – Ox 1948 – Rat 1947 – Pig 1946 – Dog 1945 – Rooster Caveat: I am not Chinese or Asian and have gathered this information from many sources over the years. Let me know if something needs correcting. Others The Chinese zodiac years are one of those things I feel like I ought to remember but always forget. Others in the same bucket for me: The NATO alphabet The Greek alphabet Celsius and Fahrenheit Party bottle sizes…The Chinese Zodiac is a yearly cycle of 12 animals who finished first in the Jade Emperor's Great Race. Chinese New Year 2025 marks the start of the Year of the Snake, followed by the Year of the Horse in 2026, and so on through the 12 Chinese zodiac animals. The Chinese lunar calendar is based on the cycles of the moon—lunisolar—meaning the New Year shifts slightly each year. Also known as the Spring Festival, the New Year marks the shift between Winter and Spring. It begins on the new moon that appears between 21 January and 20 February, typically falling between late January and mid-February. Celebrations continue until the Lantern Festival, 15 days later. Chinese Zodiac Animals and Personality Traits Each Chinese zodiac sign is thought to shape the personality of those born in that year. If you were born in the Year of the Rat, you might be quick-witted and charming, while those born in the Year of the Dragon are often confident and enthusiastic. I always forget the full list of Chinese New Year animals—it's one of those things that's beyond 7 ± 2 and just won't stick in my head. So here it is, for future reference: Rat — Charming, Quick-witted Ox — Patient, Determined Tiger — Brave, Competitive Rabbit — Gentle, Compassionate Dragon — Confident, Enthusiastic Snake — Wise, Intuitive Horse — Energetic, Independent Goat (Sheep) — Calm, Creative Monkey — Witty, Curious Rooster — Hardworking, Observant Dog — Loyal, Honest Pig — Generous, Diligent The Legend of the Great Race: Why These 12 Animals? The Chinese zodiac animals are from an old legend: the Great Race. The Jade Emperor, Chinese mythology's ruler of all gods, hosted a great race across a river. The first 12 animals to finish would earn a place in the Chinese zodiac calendar. Cat and Rat, who were friends, hitched a ride on the back of Ox, who slowly swam through the river's deep water. As they crossed, Rat moved, knocking Cat into the river, but it was too dangerous to go back. As Ox neared the other bank, Rat jumped off, swimming the final metres and winning first place. Meanwhile, Dragon, despite being powerful, stopped to help others and finished fifth. Cat was left behind and finished last with a new dislike for rats. Variations in Other Countries Not all countries use the exact same Chinese zodiac signs. Vietnam, for example, swaps out two animals: The Rabbit is replaced by the Cat The Ox is replaced by the Water Buffalo Chinese New Year Symbols and Traditions Chinese New Year is full of traditions designed to bring good fortune: Red envelopes (hóngbāo) – Given to children and unmarried adults, filled with money as a symbol of luck and prosperity. Lanterns – Hung up or released into the sky, symbolizing brightness and good fortune. Firecrackers – Set off to scare away evil spirits and welcome the Lunar New Year with a bang. Red and gold – The most common colours in Chinese New Year decorations, representing happiness, wealth, and good luck. Other beliefs and traditions include: washing your hair can wash out your luck for the year giving oranges and tangerines to hosts as symbols of abundant happiness sweeping and cleaning the house to sweep away ill fortune decorating windows and doors with red paint, paper cutouts and banners giving respect and honour to gods and ancestors. Chinese Zodiac List from 2025 to 1945 Not sure of your animal or your child's? You can find yours in this list (unless you're over 80). If your birthday is before the Chinese New Year in January, then your animal will belong to the year before (rather like for birthday creep). 2025 – Snake 2024 – Dragon 2023 – Rabbit 2022 – Tiger 2021 – Ox 2020 – Rat 2019 – Pig 2018 – Dog 2017 – Rooster 2016 – Monkey 2015 – Goat 2014 – Horse 2013 – Snake 2012 – Dragon 2011 – Rabbit 2010 – Tiger 2009 – Ox 2008 – Rat 2007 – Pig 2006 – Dog 2005 – Rooster 2004 – Monkey 2003 – Goat 2002 – Horse 2001 – Snake 2000 – Dragon 1999 – Rabbit 1998 – Tiger 1997 – Ox 1996 – Rat 1995 – Pig 1994 – Dog 1993 – Rooster 1992 – Monkey 1991 – Goat 1990 – Horse 1989 – Snake 1988 – Dragon 1987 – Rabbit 1986 – Tiger 1985 – Ox 1984 – Rat 1983 – Pig 1982 – Dog 1981 – Rooster 1980 – Monkey 1979 – Goat 1978 – Horse 1977 – Snake 1976 – Dragon 1975 – Rabbit 1974 – Tiger 1973 – Ox 1972 – Rat 1971 – Pig 1970 – Dog 1969 – Rooster 1968 – Monkey 1967 – Goat 1966 – Horse 1965 – Snake 1964 – Dragon 1963 – Rabbit 1962 – Tiger 1961 – Ox 1960 – Rat 1959 – Pig 1958 – Dog 1957 – Rooster 1956 – Monkey 1955 – Goat 1954 – Horse 1953 – Snake 1952 – Dragon 1951 – Rabbit 1950 – Tiger 1949 – Ox 1948 – Rat 1947 – Pig 1946 – Dog 1945 – Rooster Caveat: I am not Chinese or Asian and have gathered this information from many sources over the years. Let me know if something needs correcting. Others The Chinese zodiac years are one of those things I feel like I ought to remember but always forget. Others in the same bucket for me: The NATO alphabet The Greek alphabet Celsius and Fahrenheit Party bottle sizes

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