How to speak plainly, by Pooh Bear

Winnie the Pooh teaches us how to speak plainly and avoid Owl Speak.

There’s a surprising amount of wisdom in A. A. Milne’s classic stories of Winnie-the-Pooh. If you haven’t read them for a long time, you could do much worse than try them again.

Owl Speak

As one small example, I find there’s a lot of Owl Speak around as we get older, where we could all probably benefit from a dose of Pooh’s simplicity. Owl Speak includes never using a short, simple word when a long and complicated one would do. For example, in one revealing exchange, Owl explains:

“Well, the customary procedure in such cases is as follows.”

“What does Crustimoney Proseedcake mean?” said Pooh.

…”It means, the Thing to Do.” says Owl.

We learn more and more Owl Speak the more time we spend in school, only to have to work to remove it when we are older.

All the Winnie-the-Pooh books are lovely to read: Winnie-the-Pooh , The House at Pooh Corner , When we Were Very Young , and Now we are Six. Both quotes are from The House at Pooh Corner. Or, if you prefer to have the wisdom called out, you could try The Tao of Pooh , by Benjamin Hoff.

This sketch was updated for my book Big Ideas Little Pictures